if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
"Look at your god damn boots For christ sakes they are starting to grow roots 🌱🌱"
what do you call a dictionary on drugs
If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you
I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal